Because I Pride Myself on Keeping You Informed...

I'm presuming that everybody's heard about Shaq's little rap escapade the other night.

Well, now you can get t-shirts that pose Shaq's most interesting question ever.

And just because it's my job to remember stuff that you've tried to forget... here's one of Shaq's other rap adventures.


I tawt I taw a puddy tat!!!

And just so you know, "I Quell Anal Hoes" is an anagram for Shaquille ONeal. I don't know why that's important, but it is.