Ever seen a mascot get decapitated? Me neither until yesterday...
Joe Morgan will be giving the Eulogy at Mr. Redleg's funeral later today.
He will talk about how there are no great teams any more, and lobby for Dave Concepcion's induction into the Hall of Fame. Also, in the unlikely occurrence that Gary Sheffield attends the funeral, Joe Morgan will take time out to suck his fucking cock. (don't worry, I didn't link porn)
Credit for the jokes in this post should be given to the guys at FireJoeMorgan.com, from whom I stole them. Unless you laughed at the Sheffield joke. I think I can take credit for that one.
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