Nights on the Town and One Liners

Did a bit of barhopping last night with a couple of good friends and my lovely girlfriend. The line of the night is uttered after the hostess at the first place decides to hassle us over some bullshit, and it was as follows:

"Wow, that bitch is so anal retentive, I hear that the last guy who stuck it in her butt still hasn't gotten his dick back."

Call me crude, but I was hugely amused by this remark. And also, perhaps, if the video becomes fully available to me... you MIGHT get to see Mister Six and his buddy rocking out "In the End" by Linkin Park at a karaoke bar. Yup... slim possibility.

Because I Pride Myself on Keeping You Informed...

I'm presuming that everybody's heard about Shaq's little rap escapade the other night.

Well, now you can get t-shirts that pose Shaq's most interesting question ever.

And just because it's my job to remember stuff that you've tried to forget... here's one of Shaq's other rap adventures.


I tawt I taw a puddy tat!!!

And just so you know, "I Quell Anal Hoes" is an anagram for Shaquille ONeal. I don't know why that's important, but it is.